Crosswalk Signals and Traffic Control

Okay, before I get off on my tangent, I’d like to say that the traffic signal light stack (for lack of a better term, known to me – green light, yellow light, red light) needs a pedestrian walk light.  Why?  I walk everywhere around town, and even though I try to be a law abiding citizen (at least with regard to street crossing) and use crosswalks and cross signals, cars constantly intrude on my personal space (read that as:  try to run me over).  Why?  Because they’re too busy looking for cross traffic and looking at the traffic lights to see or hear the crosswalk signal (which is visually located for the pedestrian, not the driver).  In spite of the fact that the walk signals and signs are only useful for avoiding a ticket for jaywalking, I still use them.  Anyway, to the tangent:

The mechanics/mechanical nature of everything we interact with in our day to day lives is uninspiring, impersonal.  Take crosswalk signals for example (great segue above, don’t you think?).  Here in my town they sound off when it’s time to cross the street (for the visually impaired).  It starts with a steady, annoying tone, then, as time begins to run out (ladies and gentlemen, start your engines), it begins to beep.  While this is fairly efficient and works, wouldn’t it be fun if it let you know that it was about to let you cross?  Wouldn’t it be exciting to hear the seconds counting down to the end of the crossing permission?  What about a random sound at the beginning or end of the cross signal?  How about a Samuel L. Jackson message motivating you to get across the walk (I think that would be awesome and can imagine it even now – something to the effect of:  I know your @#&! is not still crossing the road!)?

I think a town that personalized their crosswalks would draw attention and tourism.  Tourism means money, so expect this in your town soon!

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The Price of Tea

I was a child of the 60’s and 70’s.  Yes, kids, that means I’m old.  No, kids, dinosaurs did not roam the earth in my childhood, more’s the pity.  It was a wonderful and terrible age.  It was before the fall of the wall that separated the two Germanies, the fall of the U.S.S.R., and the arrival/detection of A.I.D.S.  Man was going to the moon; yes, I watched that on live T.V. (in black and white), and the U.S. was involved in a police action in an asian country called Viet Nam.   Everyone had a T.V. antenna on their roof, because there was no cable or satellite T.V.  And for that matter, computers were things that were only in movies (they were fed cards, and, or had big, spinning wheels of magnetic tape like reel-to-reel players*), or in the hands of scientists, possibly the government.  There was no internet, and parents found out about your goings on through a secret society of neighbors who all surreptitiously kept tabs on you.  Anyway, back to my original topic.

I was raised by a single mother who had a lot of famous sayings.  Well, they were famous in my mind anyway.  As I have aged I have found that not all of the sayings were as famous as I once thought.  I was amazed to find that some people had never heard such things.  Sayings like:

Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

If you can’t zig, then you gotta zag.

And finally, the reason for this post, which came to me in this morning’s shower – What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China?

Well, mom, in spite of the fact that even back then it was a global economy, now it’s much, much more so.  The internet and electronic communications of all sorts, stock market, buying, selling, trading, and ever closer ties (to a one world government) of nations, lead to one conclusion:  everything.

*Reel-to-reel players were high quality music players.  Kind of like an mp3 player/ipod that was huge and subject to damage from everything.

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Tamales

My brother brought home a surprise for me last night (I won’t explain why here) – tamales.  A couple were beef and the rest were chicken, cheese, and pepper.

My nephew was excited to try this new (to him) food and he alluded to such many times over the course of the night.  He then hinted that he would like to try this new delicacy again this morning.  Although his father told him they were called enchiladas (I think) or tamales, he called them totitos (toe-tea-toes, his word and pronunciation).  He then asked me how to spell totitos and proceeded to give it his best shot.  Amazingly, he spelled it like I did, so I guess the phonetic simplicity of Spanish is starting to sink into his language challenged brain (he’s in his first semester of Cultural Spanish in the 7th grade).

During the course of warming, serving, and eating the “totitos” I made fun of him (as is my uncle-y duty and prerogative).  I sang a song about totitos, as I am apt to do, and was accused of being mean.  Was that the first time for the day?  I can’t remember, as I am so often accused.

Unwrapping his tamales he evidently noticed a smell that was different to him and commented that it smelled like vomit.  I told him that he didn’t have to eat it, and that he was smelling the corn meal that encased the goodies inside.  “That’s the smell of corn.” I said.  Being the human equivalent of a garbage disposal helped him to get past the smell, which now smells good.

Spotting a long slice of pepper (mild, green) I suggested to him it was a worm, and promptly ate it.  It was good.  He mulled that over for several moments, apparently caught in some other brain fart, and then suddenly exclaimed, “that was a worm?  They put worms in this?  I’m eating worms?  This is good.”  Note:  I just asked him if I ever told him it really wasn’t a worm and he said that I hadn’t.  I explained that it wasn’t and made some disparaging remarks when he replied, “Really?”

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Image Not Showing Up In WordPress

Recently I added an image to one of my blog entries.  If you’re not familiar with the process, all one needs to do is click on add an image (it’s an icon next to upload/insert in add new post) and browse.  Anyway, once uploaded and published, the image should show up in your posting.  If it doesn’t, go the directory (folder) where the image is stored, I use an FTP program, Filezilla, and check for file permissions.  Make sure the permissions are set to 644 (the last 4 in 644 is the important bit as it stands for ‘read’ allowing permission for a browser to read (see) a file.  That should fix the problem.  Refresh your browser and the pic should show.

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Chuckman

Chuckman In His ChucksuitJust so you know, it’s not just me that might be a bit off in the apartment building where I live.  I have this neighbor, Chuck, that’s pretty strange.  Anyway, I started calling him Chuckman and singing the old Batman theme song (from the 60’s TV show) or Superman theme song (also from the old TV show) when I saw him.  Don’t ask me why, I don’t know.  Anyway, I guess he decided he had to run with the idea.

To the left is a picture of Chuckman in his Chucksuit.  Notice the mask and bandana (sort of reminds one of Hulk Hogan, doesn’t it?), blue cape (which has stars on it – not really visible in this pic), the Chuckman logo (with a star ’cause he was a good boy in school today) on his Chuckshirt, the shorts over the blue leggings (sweats), the elf boots, and the utility belt, which has a Chuckarang (remember Batman’s Batarang?) among other things.

This totally made my day.  Hopefully, it brightens your day, too.  Jeesh, I’m so jealous!

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Job Interview Issues

To all those (lucky enough to have a job) who are interviewing someone for a position at their company.

Why? :

  1. Make me fill out an application for a position which you are not going to offer me. BTW, I put all that info on my resume. Anyway, let’s do the application thing after the interview if you’re still interested.
  2. Have the courtesy (manners, respect, whatever you want to call it) of contacting me (send me an e-mail at the very least) regardless of whether or not I get the position. Don’t keep me hanging. Maybe you don’t have the time to notify everyone that applied for the position, but you should have enough time for those you interviewed. Hey, my time is valuable (to me if no one else), and I deserve that much.
  3. If I’m not answering your question (ex: Tell me about yourself?) to your satisfaction, tell me what you want me to focus on. I’m not psychic, and don’t know you well enough to know what you’re really looking for.

Catch Phrases That Irk Me:

  1. Outside the box – Just give this one a rest. Come on, everyone has been outside the box so long now, it seems kind of refreshing to be “in the box.”
  2. Self-starter – Seriously??? Unless my mom got me up this morning, fed and dressed me, packed my lunch, drove me to the interview, etc., I think I’ve proven I’m a “self-starter.” Okay, if you don’t buy that, do you seriously think I’m going to say, ‘no, not a self-starter’ when you ask?

Thanks for your careful consideration concerning the above.

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Why I Don’t Write Books

Excerpt (work in progress):

She spread justice, creamy, creamy justice (with a butter knife ???) over the land (like a piece of rye toast ???) …

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Postmortem To Do List

(Not necessarily in order of importance or precedence) –

  1. Stop answering e-mail, phone, and front door. Includes: friends, relatives, and solicitors.
  2. Contact IRS and inform them I will no longer be paying taxes.
  3. Put up stick up.

Plusses to being dead:

  1. No taxes (see above).
  2. No mother-in-law.
  3. Necrophilia is no longer considered taboo.

Disclaimer: Sure, this isn’t quite right, and I do not mean to offend. However, death is an eventuality and should be dealt with in a mature manner. =)

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Change WordPress Installation Location

When I installed WordPress on my home computer (for testing) I gave no real thought as to how it would be set up on my site should I decide to use it. You see, I’ve dabbled with a lot of CMS’s (Content Management Systems) and haven’t found anything I was particularly fond of. I was looking for something with which I could “hit the ground running,” and although a lot of them promise this, few deliver. Anyway, it should be obvious that WordPress was the “hit the ground running” winner.

Back to my original topic – So, to make things short(er) and sweet(er) I ended up adding WordPress to my site and now wanted to mimic my site’s configuration locally (on my home computer). I needed to do this so that my navigation system matched between my home computer server and the internet server (I always look at my site locally before uploading to the internet server). To that end, here’s what I did:

1. Moved the folder that contained all of the WordPress data into the correct parent folder. Originally, the folder was in the top level.
2. Renamed the folder to the correct name: WordPress became Blog.
3. Changed the .htacess file in the newly named folder to the correct subfolder location: WordPress/ became ParentFolder/Blog/ Note: This had to be changed twice in my .htaccess file.
4. Using phpMyAdmin (my favorite) I made changes to the database to reflect the move. Note: I did not rename the table.

Option table Changes:

  1. I changed the “siteurl” to the new folder.
  2. I changed “home” to the new folder.
  3. I have a modified theme, so I changed the “mods_Twenty Ten” to the new folder.

Hint: You can use phpMyAdmin to search for rows that contain the data that you want to change. Search the option_value fields for your old folder name (and remember to use %old folder name%).

That’s about all there is to changing your WordPress site location.

Oh, forgot one thing, if you have any links pointing to the old location in your favorite browser (Firefox !!!), make sure to change them (in properties) to point to the new location. Either that, or delete them and make new ones.

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Open Letter To President Obama & Congress

Dear Mr. President and Congress,

Want to prop up the faltering economy? Forget stimulus checks that are way too small to do us any good, which you make us declare on our taxes the following year. Instead, try making jobs for us, try rewarding companies that sell only U.S. manufactured goods, and punish (tax – your favorite word) those companies that outsource.

I know it’s hard to work together, you all being separated by names such as Democrat and Republican, but try and think of the rest of us.

Thank you.

A concerned citizen

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