Postmortem To Do List

(Not necessarily in order of importance or precedence) –

1. Stop answering e-mail, phone, and front door. Includes: friends, relatives, and solicitors.
2. Contact IRS and inform them I will no longer be paying taxes.
3. Put up stick up.

Plusses to being dead:

1. No taxes (see above).
2. No mother-in-law.
3. Necrophilia is no longer considered taboo.

Disclaimer: Sure, this isn’t quite right, and I do not mean to offend. However, death is an eventuality and should be dealt with in a mature manner. =)