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Kill A Squirrel Plant A Tree

Posted on October 24, 2020 by eLRobbo

Wait, before jumping on your soapbox, hear me out.  As I intend to offend everyone. Squirrels are natural tree planters.  They perform this job most of their waking hours, gathering and hiding nuts in preparation for lean times.  Because they … Continue reading →

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A Public Service Announcement from F.O.O.D.

Posted on February 4, 2012 by robert

F.O.O.D. – Friends Of Obliging Dinosaurs – is an organization trying to bridge the rift between man and dinosaur. Our motto — with education comes understanding, with understanding comes tolerance, and with tolerance comes appreciation. F.O.O.D. realizes the following rules … Continue reading →

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Stories I Tell To Entertain The Weak Minded

Posted on July 17, 2011 by robert

When left alone with my nephew (he’s presently 13 years of age) for long periods of time, I try to entertain him with wild stories and daydreams.  The last time I had one of these “daydreams” we were walking to … Continue reading →

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Postmortem To Do List

Posted on September 18, 2010 by robert

(Not necessarily in order of importance or precedence) – Stop answering e-mail, phone, and front door. Includes: friends, relatives, and solicitors. Contact IRS and inform them I will no longer be paying taxes. Put up stick up. Plusses to being … Continue reading →

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