Category Archives: Off Thoughts (Off as in Not Quite Right)

Unborn Baby Or Black And White Moon Shot

Why is it, when a person posts an image of their unborn child (taken via ultrasound), I only see a 60’s moon landing photo (as seen by terrestrials via a black and white tv set)? This, regardless of who posts … Continue reading

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Dates in Month-Day-Year Format

I’ve seen posts and heard comments about how illogical it is that we (Americans of U.S. variety) use month/day/year date format. How can it possibly be logical? It doesn’t go from largest, most significant to smallest, least significant–you’re most familiar … Continue reading

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Teaching a Dog to Tell Time – One Man’s Attempt

Day 1:  A sudden thought and I have an epiphany – teach a dog to tell time.  Having a dog that can tell time will alleviate the need to always wear a watch or to carry a timekeeping device.  Make … Continue reading

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John Carter Movie Trailer Rant

So, went to see “John Carter (of Earth)” last night.  Great CGI, decent story.  Entertaining overall.  I have these slightly negative comments, though:  “The Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and … Bow and Arrow Guy?” he says as he … Continue reading

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A Public Service Announcement from F.O.O.D.

F.O.O.D. – Friends Of Obliging Dinosaurs – is an organization trying to bridge the rift between man and dinosaur. Our motto — with education comes understanding, with understanding comes tolerance, and with tolerance comes appreciation. F.O.O.D. realizes the following rules … Continue reading

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Chuckman Superhero Vs Lightning Guy Is Online Now!

Chuckman Superhero Vs Lightning Guy is online for your enjoyment now: chuckmansuperhero.lektrikpuke.com/issue-four.html. He, Chuckman, also has a new site – chuckmansuperhero.com, just in case you missed it. In this issue, Chuckman battles Lightning Guy, a villain capable of great destruction … Continue reading

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Making the General

Here’s a link to a picture I made years ago.  Thanks Photoshop!!!

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Stories I Tell To Entertain The Weak Minded

When left alone with my nephew (he’s presently 13 years of age) for long periods of time, I try to entertain him with wild stories and daydreams.  The last time I had one of these “daydreams” we were walking to … Continue reading

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Bagpipes And Bus Rides

Steve was not happy that morning.  Well, to be honest, he was never happy.  How could he be?  Steve!  Steve!  Not Stephan, which could be pronounced like Stefan or Steven, but Steve!  So plain, so ordinary.  How could his parents … Continue reading

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Chuckman

Just so you know, it’s not just me that might be a bit off in the apartment building where I live.  I have this neighbor, Chuck, that’s pretty strange.  Anyway, I started calling him Chuckman and singing the old Batman … Continue reading

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