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Category Archives: Off Thoughts (Off as in Not Quite Right)
Unborn Baby Or Black And White Moon Shot
Why is it, when a person posts an image of their unborn child (taken via ultrasound), I only see a 60’s moon landing photo (as seen by terrestrials via a black and white tv set)? This, regardless of who posts … Continue reading
Dates in Month-Day-Year Format
I’ve seen posts and heard comments about how illogical it is that we (Americans of U.S. variety) use month/day/year date format. How can it possibly be logical? It doesn’t go from largest, most significant to smallest, least significant–you’re most familiar … Continue reading
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Tagged food, outside the box
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Teaching a Dog to Tell Time – One Man’s Attempt
Day 1: A sudden thought and I have an epiphany – teach a dog to tell time. Having a dog that can tell time will alleviate the need to always wear a watch or to carry a timekeeping device. Make … Continue reading
Posted in Off Thoughts (Off as in Not Quite Right), writing
Tagged to do list, writing
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A Public Service Announcement from F.O.O.D.
F.O.O.D. – Friends Of Obliging Dinosaurs – is an organization trying to bridge the rift between man and dinosaur. Our motto — with education comes understanding, with understanding comes tolerance, and with tolerance comes appreciation. F.O.O.D. realizes the following rules … Continue reading
Chuckman Superhero Vs Lightning Guy Is Online Now!
Chuckman Superhero Vs Lightning Guy is online for your enjoyment now: chuckmansuperhero.lektrikpuke.com/issue-four.html. He, Chuckman, also has a new site – chuckmansuperhero.com, just in case you missed it. In this issue, Chuckman battles Lightning Guy, a villain capable of great destruction … Continue reading
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Tagged chuckman, online comic, superhero
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Bagpipes And Bus Rides
Steve was not happy that morning. Well, to be honest, he was never happy. How could he be? Steve! Steve! Not Stephan, which could be pronounced like Stefan or Steven, but Steve! So plain, so ordinary. How could his parents … Continue reading
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Tagged bagpipes, bus ride, fantasy, goth, music, public transportation, teenage angst, writing
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Chuckman
Just so you know, it’s not just me that might be a bit off in the apartment building where I live. I have this neighbor, Chuck, that’s pretty strange. Anyway, I started calling him Chuckman and singing the old Batman … Continue reading
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Tagged cape, chuckman, costume, elf shoes, superhero, utility belt
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John Carter Movie Trailer Rant
So, went to see “John Carter (of Earth)” last night. Great CGI, decent story. Entertaining overall. I have these slightly negative comments, though: “The Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and … Bow and Arrow Guy?” he says as he … Continue reading →