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Tag Archives: script
Quick And Easy Music Command Generator In PHP
I won’t go in to the convoluted reason why I needed to write this script, but I will tell you that I recently used it to convert over 540 music files (using FFMPEG) from wma to mp3. You see, when … Continue reading
MySQL Difference Between Dates In Days, Hours, Minutes
I was researching how to make a JavaScript countdown timer for a personal webpage, because that’s the only way to go if you want interactivity (client-side scripting at its best), and I thought, ‘how can I do this in MySQL?’ … Continue reading
Working With XML/XSLT, JSON, And PHP
So, this tale, which for your sake I will attempt to make brief, is typical of my experiences in web development. As one of my old bosses used to say (and I’m paraphrasing), “if there’s a hard way to do … Continue reading
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Tagged api, client-side, javascript, jquery, mysql, NOAA, php, script, server-side, SOAP, sql, weather, xml, XSL, XSLT
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Arrival At Pluto
New Horizons is scheduled to arrive at the PLANET Pluto (don’t give me any of that dwarf or minor crap) on: select DATE_ADD(date(‘2015-06-02’), INTERVAL 42 DAY) as ‘Arrival at Pluto’; Kind of sad that I thought it would be easier … Continue reading
Having Conversations With Javascript
Have you ever wanted wanted to animate inanimate objects? I think we all have. Well, that’s a lot of work. A cheat that you can employ, however, is relatively easy with javascript and or jquery. No, I’m not talking about … Continue reading
Graphing With Flot
I was working on one of my personal projects, graphing data with PHP, when I ran into a wall. Sure, with PHP, you can get all your data (in the words of some famous poet: database, oh database, how do … Continue reading
Install A Linux Web Server On Your Windows 7 PC With Vagrant
First, I’d like to reference an excellent video tutorial that I used for my initial foray into the Vagrant world. Click here to see that tutorial. Disclaimer: This blog entry does not necessarily follow safe computer/networking procedures. Use this only … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Stuff, MySQL, PHP
Tagged installation, mysql, PC, php, script, vagrant, windows 7
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MySQL Query Using Derived Temp Table And Left Join Against Self
An example (for a personal project) where I’m using a derived temp table (designated ‘x’) and a table joined against itself, used to find the max timestamp. Thanks, Martin! select tt.*, fkid, max(fldTimeStamp) as `maxTimeStamp`, (count(*)-1) as `calcCount` from tbl_todo … Continue reading
Towns In Connecticut – Highlighting Mapped Regions Of An Image With jQuery
Having lived most of my adult life in another part of the country, I am often at a loss when towns/cities are mentioned (say, for instance, in a job posting). Until recently, the only solution was to google or mapquest … Continue reading
Auto Image Display With PHP And JQuery
This script will automatically display all the .jpg images in a given folder. The beauty of this script is that it needs no database access. The information for the caption (and alt) are in the images themselves. Easy modifications that … Continue reading
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Tagged .htaccess, automatic, content management system, image display, jquery, php, script
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