{"id":547,"date":"2025-05-16T15:36:38","date_gmt":"2025-05-16T19:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/?p=547"},"modified":"2025-05-16T15:38:41","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T19:38:41","slug":"completely-useless-guy-here-he-comes-to-take-up-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/16\/completely-useless-guy-here-he-comes-to-take-up-space\/","title":{"rendered":"Completely Useless Guy – Here he comes to take up space!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was just notified that one of my sites was going to expire, and seeing as how it really only has\/had one page, couldn’t see paying for it again. Anywho, the below copied from said site —<\/p>\n

\"\"This guy, let’s call him, “Bow and Arrow Guy” is the inspiration for this site. Originally, his presence in the Marvel movies, is what provoked derision. I mean, seriously, he’s running with Super Heroes, the likes of whom can fly, bend steel with their bare hands, shoot lasers out of their eyes, etc., etc., and that’s just one of them, and here’s this twit with his bow and arrows. Talk about a complete waste of time\/space, a completely useless guy. To add fuel to the fire, when looking for an image to accompany this post, this showed up (in Google search). Seriously? It’s not bad enough that you’re completely useless, and you feel it’s necessary to draw attention to your sexuality by striking a pose? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? Watched Madonna’s Vogue video one time too many, did we?<\/p>\n

When mentioning Completely Useless Guy (and his likes) to people, they often defend him by saying he has cool arrows that do all kinds of things. Seriously? You’re fighting aliens that are devouring the Earth itself, and you want to call this guy and his “special arrows?” We respect your decision to be stupid, and have a stupid opinion. We also realize, we’re debating mythical beings (hence our respect for your stupid opinion), but what a completely useless guy. He doesn’t even go out for coffee, which might be helpful. Goodness knows he doesn’t want to be helpful.<\/p>\n

Note: The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the useless.<\/p>\n

Me: Speaking of completely useless guys …<\/p>\n

Brother: You’re talking about Poindexter … (spoken more matter-of-factly and not as a question)<\/p>\n

Me: Yeah …<\/p>\n

A pause for effect …<\/p>\n

Brother: What about Poindexter?<\/p>\n

Me: Nothing. Just speaking of completely useless guys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was just notified that one of my sites was going to expire, and seeing as how it really only has\/had one page, couldn’t see paying for it again. Anywho, the below copied from said site — This guy, let’s … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[175,23,247],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","category-off-thoughts-off-as-in-not-quite-right","category-superheroes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":551,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}