{"id":45,"date":"2010-11-11T11:47:55","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T15:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/?p=45"},"modified":"2010-11-11T11:47:55","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T15:47:55","slug":"tamales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/11\/tamales\/","title":{"rendered":"Tamales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My brother brought home a surprise for me last night (I won&#8217;t explain   why here) &#8211; tamales.\u00a0 A couple were beef and the rest were chicken,   cheese, and pepper.<\/p>\n<p>My nephew was excited to try this new (to  him) food and he alluded to  such many times over the course of the  night.\u00a0 He then hinted that he  would like to try this new delicacy  again this morning.\u00a0 Although his  father told him they were called  enchiladas (I think) or tamales, he  called them totitos (toe-tea-toes,  his word and pronunciation).\u00a0 He then  asked me how to spell totitos and  proceeded to give it his best shot.\u00a0  Amazingly, he spelled it like I  did, so I guess the phonetic simplicity  of Spanish is starting to sink  into his language challenged brain (he&#8217;s  in his first semester of  Cultural Spanish in the 7th grade).<\/p>\n<p>During the course of warming,  serving, and eating the &#8220;totitos&#8221; I  made fun of him (as is my uncle-y  duty and prerogative).\u00a0 I sang a song  about totitos, as I am apt to do,  and was accused of being mean.\u00a0 Was  that the first time for the day?\u00a0 I  can&#8217;t remember, as I am so often  accused.<\/p>\n<p>Unwrapping his  tamales he evidently noticed a smell that was  different to him and  commented that it smelled like vomit.\u00a0 I told him  that he didn&#8217;t have  to eat it, and that he was smelling the corn meal  that encased the  goodies inside.\u00a0 &#8220;That&#8217;s the smell of corn.&#8221; I said.\u00a0  Being the human  equivalent of a garbage disposal helped him to get past  the smell,  which now smells good.<\/p>\n<p>Spotting a long slice of pepper (mild,  green) I suggested to him it  was a worm, and promptly ate it.\u00a0 It was  good.\u00a0 He mulled that over for  several moments, apparently caught in  some other brain fart, and then  suddenly exclaimed, &#8220;that was a worm?\u00a0  They put worms in this?\u00a0 I&#8217;m  eating worms?\u00a0 This is good.&#8221;\u00a0 Note:\u00a0 I  just asked him if I ever told  him it really wasn&#8217;t a worm and he said  that I hadn&#8217;t.\u00a0 I explained that  it wasn&#8217;t and made some disparaging  remarks when he replied, &#8220;Really?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother brought home a surprise for me last night (I won&#8217;t explain why here) &#8211; tamales.\u00a0 A couple were beef and the rest were chicken, cheese, and pepper. My nephew was excited to try this new (to him) food &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/11\/tamales\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[55,56,57,58,59,60],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gringo-america","tag-food","tag-gringo","tag-gullible","tag-kids","tag-mexican-food","tag-spelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/46"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}