{"id":20,"date":"2010-09-18T13:13:19","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T17:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2010-09-18T13:13:19","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T17:13:19","slug":"postmortem-to-do-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/18\/postmortem-to-do-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Postmortem To Do List"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Not necessarily in order of importance or precedence) –<\/p>\n

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  1. Stop answering e-mail, phone, and front door. Includes: friends, relatives, and<\/strong> solicitors.<\/li>\n
  2. Contact IRS and inform them I will no longer be paying taxes.<\/li>\n
  3. Put up stick up.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Plusses to being dead:<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. No taxes (see above).<\/li>\n
    2. No mother-in-law.<\/li>\n
    3. Necrophilia is no longer considered taboo.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Disclaimer: Sure, this isn’t quite right, and I do not mean to offend. However, death is an eventuality and should be dealt with in a mature manner. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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