{"id":119,"date":"2012-03-10T15:35:47","date_gmt":"2012-03-10T20:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/?p=119"},"modified":"2015-02-05T21:48:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T02:48:20","slug":"john-carter-movie-trailer-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/10\/john-carter-movie-trailer-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"John Carter Movie Trailer Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, went to see &#8220;John Carter (of Earth)&#8221; last night.\u00a0 Great CGI, decent story.\u00a0 Entertaining overall.\u00a0 I have these slightly negative comments, though:\u00a0 &#8220;The Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and &#8230; Bow and Arrow Guy?&#8221; he says as he digresses to talk about a trailer that showed before the movie.\u00a0 Okay, we won&#8217;t knock hot chick with a gun, &#8217;cause frankly, hot chick, gun, but Bow and Arrow Guy?\u00a0 The Hulk, strong enough to throw a tank, Iron Man, flies and has military grade weapons, Thor, a Norse God, Captain America, well, frankly a bit weak in the scheme of things, but he has history, the shield, and superior strength, and then we have Bow and Arrow guy.\u00a0 How sad is that?\u00a0 Hey, I&#8217;ve got a bow and arrow!\u00a0 Sure, it doesn&#8217;t do much against tanks, or alien spacecraft, or anything.<\/p>\n<p>What is this, a politically correct (PC) movie?\u00a0 Does this guy have a great lawyer?\u00a0 What?!!\u00a0 And speaking of PC, where&#8217;s the black superhero?\u00a0 I think it&#8217;s great they have Samuel Jackson as the leader, the man in charge, but he&#8217;s wearing an eye patch, so he must be missing an eye.\u00a0 Right?\u00a0 And, of course, &#8217;cause of the type of movie that it is, they&#8217;re going to regulate Sam&#8217;s language.\u00a0 How is that super?<\/p>\n<p>All kidding aside, I can hardly wait to see the movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, went to see &#8220;John Carter (of Earth)&#8221; last night.\u00a0 Great CGI, decent story.\u00a0 Entertaining overall.\u00a0 I have these slightly negative comments, though:\u00a0 &#8220;The Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and &#8230; Bow and Arrow Guy?&#8221; he says as he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/10\/john-carter-movie-trailer-rant\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[175,9],"tags":[129,127,128,130,46],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","category-my-opinion","tag-commentary","tag-movie","tag-movies","tag-review","tag-superhero"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":344,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lektrikpuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}