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Teaching a Dog to Tell Time – One Man’s Attempt

Day 1:  A sudden thought and I have an epiphany – teach a dog to tell time.  Having a dog that can tell time will alleviate the need to always wear a watch or to carry a timekeeping device.  Make … Continue reading

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My Recent Trip To California

The trip was long and boring.  You should know that taking a bus trip to give yourself time to think is not a bad idea (that’s what I did).  However, you will suffer in the process.  A cross-country bus trip … Continue reading

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To Someone I Love(d)

Preface – Whether you think this is good or bad I wrote this in the early 90’s (probably 1992). If anyone else tells you they wrote it, they are a liar. I look at it now and see that it … Continue reading

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Bagpipes And Bus Rides

Steve was not happy that morning.  Well, to be honest, he was never happy.  How could he be?  Steve!  Steve!  Not Stephan, which could be pronounced like Stefan or Steven, but Steve!  So plain, so ordinary.  How could his parents … Continue reading

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Interview With A Shrink

Went to an interview fairly recently where two people, an HR person and the owner of the company, interviewed me. The owner, I suspect, prescribed (a psychologist or psychiatrist, hence prescribed) the interview process in which I was caught: good … Continue reading

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Why I Don’t Write Books

Excerpt (work in progress): She spread justice, creamy, creamy justice (with a butter knife ???) over the land (like a piece of rye toast ???) …

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