Coffee, the other white meat!
- The first cup of coffee is the best, because it’s fresh and hot and you’re just waking up. Good morning!
- The second cup of coffee is the best, ’cause that whole good morning crap is outta the way. Besides the first cup was ruined by having to take medicine/vitamins with it.
- The third cup of coffee is the best, ’cause by this time the coffee maker has turned off and the coffee isn’t scalding hot anymore. Besides, if you’re drinking the third cup, that means you’re depriving someone else of any coffee from this pot of coffee. hahaha